Dodging water balloons, lap dances, and a raging pit crew, racers and onlookers gain shortcuts through the 'Highway to Hell' by suffering countless beer bongs and braving such features as The Devil's Sphincter, The Devil's Anal Pipe, and The Devil's Crotch bone.
Honestly one of the most fun races I have ever participated in. Will and I, Annie and Meghan, Anjel and Pete from Yellow Bike, and AJ and Ron from The Peddler got to race against a bunch of co-opers in a race that until now, has been exclusively raced by the people who live at 21st St. Considering Will has won 3 of them already, we were still worried about the Peddler Team (AJ crushed, even though he snapped his seat post off around lap 30,)and the alcohol capacity of the Co-op team supporters.
In the end, Will and I handily won 3rd place, with about 43 beer bongs (each beer bong earned a shortcut through the Highway to Hell, which had it's namesake song playing on repeat the entire 3 hour race.) Annie and Meghan brought out a bunch of support and ended up with 55 beer bongs, but the winning team, Building 2, had 73 motherfucking beer bongs tallied by the end, more than 50 of which were in the 2nd half. That means that their supporters drank more beer bongs than there were laps. Fuck.
Absolutely the most ridiculous race I have ever competed in, and also a completely legit excuse to wear only a bib for an afternoon and to take beer bongs on a Sunday.
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